It's a clock that's accurate twice per day.
Size: 21" tall x 16" wide (if you want metric sizes, convert it yourself you lazy bastard).
Made of cheap metal.
It would definitely make your man cave or she shed look way cooler, since those things are really fucking stupid.
Signed and titled, one-of-a-kind, original artwork.
I guarantee you'll never find another one... which is probably a good thing.